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oIknowyou?”这个白毛小动物头也不抬嗡声嗡气地说。“Stanley,WhatmakesyouthinkI’minagoodmood?”“I’mnotStanley.Youmusttakemeforsomeoneelse。Ifyoudon’tmind,Iamtryingtosleepforalittlewhile.”毛球动了一下,挤出一只尖尖的耳朵,它好像是把头扭过去了。“OK.”张仲文拿出手机,拨了一下号。毛球的身体下面响起了破罐子破摔般丁零当啷的手机铃声,因为同时开启震动,这只只有手肘大小的动物在椅子上也颠簸颤抖起来。“imeyoushowyourrespectforthesuperioranimalia,adivinedragonperse,atleastshutdownyourstupidiphone!”白毛狐狸不耐烦地站了起来,轻慢地扬扬脖子抖抖毛,棉团一样的小爪子按在那个裹脚老太的鞋垫子般黑漆漆的手机上,挺着鼻子说:“Shit!Whyareyouhereanyway?Areyousupposedtowashyourassnow?Youknow,incaseyourmasterwantaquickshagbeforebreakfast.”“Whatever,atleastIwillnevergetmarriedtoaproductofAppleIncat4o‘clothem.AndIhavetotellyouthatIdon’tthinkyournewbrideisfemale,becauseeveryeayGAYfriendliketoholditintherighthandwhentheyaretoooccupiedtomasturbate!”“Idon’twanttalktoyouanymore.Thisismyfirstmarriage……in21thtury.Wouldyoupleaseleavemealooruintherestpartofthisworld?Mywifeisingbackfromthedy’sroomandshedoesn’tlikeyou.”张仲文轻蔑地甩了一下头发,对着那可怜巴巴的白色小狐狸叹了口气,转身走了,五步之后突然回头惊恐认真地问:“PleasetellmeyouarenotmarryingyourI-phone!”“No.Notthistime.”狐狸挥了挥爪子。张仲文其实知道白二要和谁结婚,他也不想撞见那个嘴蜜腹剑完全就是看上白二那点儿财产和名气的小蹄子。白二最近一直都在说他很孤独,余怀忠和张仲文就讽刺他假孤独,白二强调他真